By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | 2025 Truth Endures©
The Day a House Fell on My Mother’s Head
When we first moved to the farm, my father bartered for just about everything. It was the 1960s. He had a wife and six kids. My young uncle, who felt more like an older brother, was also part of the family. He had plenty of mouths to feed. There were also many projects to tackle.
One of his deals involved tearing down an old house on a neighbor’s property in exchange for the lumber. It wasn’t a one-man job—my three older brothers, my uncle, and even my mother had to pitch in. My two sisters and I were assigned a very important task: holding down the tailgate of the pickup truck.
We were told in no uncertain terms to stay put. We knew exactly what that meant. From our perch on the tailgate, we watched as our dad and brothers clambered across the roof, tossing down boards. My mother hustled to pick them up, stacking them onto a flatbed trailer and into another old truck.
I still don’t know exactly why my mother did what she did next. Maybe she wanted to check on us; maybe she wanted to warn us again. But as boards kept flying off the house, she walked around to where we sat—into what my dad had firmly declared “the danger zone”—and yelled:
“You three stay away from here, or you’ll get hit in the head with a board with a rusty nail!”
And no sooner had the words left her mouth than—WHACK! A board sailed down and smacked her right on the head. Of course, it had a rusty nail. Of course, she screamed. And of course, all three of us screamed right along with her.
Almost instantly, my dad’s head popped up over the roof’s edge.
“What the hell are y’all screaming about?”
We all shouted at once:
“Mama’s bleeding! A board hit Mama in the head! There’s a nail in her head!”
My dad scrambled down the ladder, muttering adult words under his breath.
“Shit. Goddammit, Marge, why the hell were you standing where we told the kids not to go?”
My mother, ever unflappable, shot back:
“You threw that board at me on purpose!”
He glared at her.
“Dammit, I didn’t even know where you were. Kids, get off the tailgate and sit on that log. I gotta take your mother into town.”
They drove off toward Doc’s office, leaving my brothers to finish tearing down the house and loading up the wood. The sun set. The old trucks were filled. My brothers piled us into the pickup. They drove the mile and a half back home.
When we pulled into the yard, our parents were just arriving. My dad helped my mom out of the truck and told us she was fine—just a scratch, he said. Doc had cleaned her up, given her a tetanus shot, and sent her home with something “to relax her.”
Naturally, we kids had to see the wound for ourselves. It didn’t look like much—just a small cut hidden in her hair, surrounded by a bruise. Not exactly a house falling on someone’s head. But it had bled plenty, enough to scare us all.
That night, we sat around eating a casserole that had baked while we were gone, everything back to normal. Or so it seemed.
Later, as my mom recounted what happened, the story took on a life of its own. Over the years, at family gatherings and on phone calls, we’d hear her say,
“Well, you know, the day that house fell on my head…”
In the background, my dad’s familiar sigh would follow:
“Dammit, Marge. It was just a board. And it wouldn’t have hit you if you’d stayed where I told the kids not to go.”
But she never wavered. Even now, at 95, if you ask her, she’ll tell you straight:
“A house fell on my head.”
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