A Story By Benjamin H Groff© Groff Media Copyright 2024©

In the small town of Havenbrook, two blind men, Al and Bert, were renowned for their cunning and mischievous antics. Despite their lack of sight, they possessed a sharp wit and an uncanny ability to navigate the world around them. They orchestrated elaborate practical jokes daily, relishing in the townspeople’s reactions.

Yesterday, Al and Bert made an unusual purchase: a driverless car. They had saved up for months, and now their latest scheme was about to unfold. The sleek, shiny vehicle arrived at their doorstep, and the two friends couldn’t contain their excitement.

“This is going to be legendary!” Al exclaimed, his face lighting up.

Bert nodded, grinning from ear to ear. “Let’s give Havenbrook a show they won’t forget.”

That morning, Al and Bert put on a show. They dressed in a deliberately disheveled manner, with their clothes inside out and their hair tousled. They staggered down the street, feigning confusion and disorientation. The townspeople looked on in bewilderment as the two blind men stumbled around, bumping into things and seeking directions.

“Excuse me, can you help us? We seem to have lost our way,” Bert asked a passerby, his voice trembling with fake desperation.

The kind-hearted woman pointed them in the right direction, her face filled with concern. Al and Bert thanked her profusely before stumbling off in the opposite direction, leaving the woman and the other townspeople in a state of amused bewilderment.

Their antics continued throughout the day, with Al and Bert putting on an Oscar-worthy performance. They wandered into shops, interrupted conversations, and generally caused chaos wherever they went. Each time someone offered help, the duo responded with exaggerated confusion, leaving the townspeople scratching their heads and bursting into laughter at the same time.

By midday, they decided it was time to unveil the pièce de résistance. Al and Bert climbed into their driverless car, pretending to argue about who should take the wheel.

“You drive, Al! I can’t see a thing!” Bert insisted, his voice rising in mock panic.

“Neither can I, you fool! We’re both blind!” Al shot back, throwing his hands up in frustration.

The car, programmed to respond to voice commands, smoothly pulled out of the driveway and began its route through town. The sight of two blind men driving a car sent shockwaves through Havenbrook. People gawked, some laughed, and others chased after the vehicle, shouting warnings and pleas for them to stop, adding to the chaotic and humorous scene.

Inside the car, Al and Bert were beside themselves with laughter. They marveled at the chaos unfolding outside, their faces aching from so much smiling.

“Look at them! They think we’re driving!” Al gasped, clutching his sides.

Bert nodded, tears of joy streaming down his cheeks. “Best prank ever!”

The car continued its journey, obediently following its pre-programmed path. Realizing they got duped again, the townspeople couldn’t help but chuckle at the elaborate ruse. Al and Bert’s reputation as the town’s resident tricksters became cemented even further.

As the day drew close, the car returned to their home, and the two friends climbed out, exhausted but exhilarated. They high-fived each other, basking in the success of their latest prank.

“Well, Bert, we’ve done it again,” Al said, a satisfied smile on his face.

Bert nodded in agreement. “Indeed we have, Al. Indeed we have.”

In the days that followed, the story of the blind men and their driverless car became the stuff of legend in Havenbrook. Al and Bert continued their daily pranks, always finding new ways to keep the townspeople on their toes. And though their sightless eyes never saw the results of their efforts, their hearts were full of the joy and laughter they brought to their beloved town.