By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2025
Going Into Service
Police work operated on instinct, humor, and gritty common sense before body cameras. Every arrest didn’t turn into a viral upload back then. This approach belonged to another era. Officers learned from veterans who passed down unwritten rules — some practical, some questionable, and some downright hilarious. These stories aren’t a manual. They’re memories from a world that helped shape the officers we later became.
Don’s Lessons for Rookie Officers
Don was a seasoned officer whose wisdom mixed patience with a dry, knowing humor. He often told rookies about the prisoners who would scream for an entire transport ride. These are the same kind you see in fifteen-minute viral videos today.
He’d tell the infamous alum-powder story with a wink.
“Keep a plastic bag of it in your shirt pocket.
If you get a screamer, take a pinch and flick it – they will shut up!”
This always left rookies unsure whether he was pulling their leg. Or, was he sharing some relic from an era with fewer rules and more noise? His message was never about techniques. It was about the mindset: don’t let chaos set the tone. And always keep your humor intact.
The “Dog!” Brake Test
Another bit of old-school folklore involved the rowdy back-seat prisoner who wouldn’t stop cussing or kicking. Officers had a classic trick:
Get the patrol car up to about forty-five miles an hour.
Slam on the brakes.
Yell,
“Dog!”
The prisoner would slam into the cage divider and go silent. This silence would last until the second dog ran across the road. By the time they arrived at the jail, the only thing left in them was concern for the imaginary dogs.
It wasn’t policy. It wasn’t pretty. It was one of those stories officers shared over coffee. They shook their heads at “the way things used to be.”
The Gilligan’s Island Sobriety Test
DUI stops had their own brand of comedy. When you already knew the drunk driver was going to jail, the roadside field tests became… creative.
The “Gilligan’s Island Test” was a favorite:
Place your left hand over your head. Hold your right ear with your right hand. Balance on one foot. Sing the theme to Gilligan’s Island.
Most never made it past “a three-hour tour.”
It broke the tension. And after a long, cold night, sometimes everyone needed that.
Jurisdiction and the Art of Paperwork Avoidance
Jurisdiction lines used to shift like sand depending on who wanted — or didn’t want — the call. If the incident required endless paperwork, officers suddenly cared very deeply about city-limit boundaries, council-meeting notes, and outdated maps.
Veterans avoided calls they weren’t dispatched to, knowing the penalty: days off lost to court subpoenas. Midnight-shift officers often clocked out at dawn. They then sat in a courtroom until midafternoon. They did this while waiting for cases where they never said a word.
It was exhausting, but it was part of the rhythm of old-school policing.
A Time Before Cameras — And a Time With More Witnesses
These stories sound wild today, but much of policing back then was driven by common sense and community trust. People knew officers, and officers knew their people.
Citizens were often the first to speak up if an officer crossed a line. This happened long before social media or body cams existed. Even without technology, accountability came from individuals who believed in keeping standards high.
Most officers didn’t stop someone without a genuine reason. Those who abused that privilege rarely lasted. It was an unwritten rule — understood, enforced, and expected.
Closing Reflection
Old-school policing wasn’t perfect — not by a long shot. But it existed in a different world with different expectations. Humor softened harder edges. Community relationships carried more weight. And the job, for better or worse, relied on improvisation.
Today’s policing is built on transparency and technology, and that’s a good evolution. But these stories stay important. They are reminders of the human side of the badge, the long nights, and the strange solutions. These stories also recall the characters who trained us and the moments that shaped us along the way.
One persistent problem is untruths. Misinformation continues to mislead the public. These actions make the police look unfavorable.
Groff Media ©2025 benandsteve.com Truth Endures By: Benjamin Groff
About the Author:
Benjamin Groff is a former police officer and radio news anchor. He has hosted programs for CNN and ABC News affiliates in Colorado and Wyoming. His career in law enforcement began in 1980 and lasted more than two decades. This gave him firsthand insight into the criminal mind and public safety. Moreover, it provided him with an understanding of the human stories that often go untold. His writing draws on these experiences, blending street-level truth with a journalist’s eye for the bigger picture.
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There’s a great contrast in how officers solved cases before to modern days. I think it’s more rigorous in your time than now.
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There were times when the way things were actually laid important groundwork for the improvements we see today. In many respects, the old ways carried a stronger sense of ethic and a clearer measure of what success looked like during an officer’s tour of duty.
When I write about those years, I often lean into the humorous traits in the storylines—not to dismiss the seriousness, but to spark recollection. Sometimes that means I enhance the memory a bit. A fancy way of saying I sugarcoat certain moments, while still honoring the truth behind them.
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