THE ORDINARY THINGS Chapter One: The Bread Box

By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026

July 16, 2026
- Plainly Speaking Series -

The Bread Box

Every kitchen used to have one.

The Bread Box

It sat quietly on the counter. No flashing lights. No digital display. It never argued with anyone. It simply had one responsibility—to protect what would feed the family tomorrow.

The bread box never baked the bread.

It never claimed credit for the farmer who grew the wheat or the baker who rose before daylight. It simply understood that once something valuable arrived, someone had to take care of it.

The old bread box had standards.

It wasn’t a storage place for everything. You didn’t toss old newspapers inside. You didn’t fill it with junk because there happened to be empty space. It knew the difference between what nourished a family and what merely occupied room.

Then one day people decided bread boxes were old-fashioned.

“We don’t need that anymore,”

they said.

The bread was left lying on the counter where it dried out a little more each day. Some blamed the bread. Others blamed the weather. Still others insisted nothing had changed at all.

The bread, of course, never argued.

It simply became stale.

And the remarkable thing about stale bread is this: it doesn’t happen all at once. You rarely notice it from one day to the next. It is only when you pick up the loaf and wonder what happened that you realize something important had quietly disappeared.

The bread box never made promises.

It never claimed it could improve the bread.

It simply protected it from becoming something it was never intended to be.

Perhaps that is the purpose of more things in life than we realize.

Sometimes the quiet, ordinary things aren’t there because they are exciting.

They are there because they have learned that what is worth keeping is usually worth protecting.

Look around your home. Every ordinary thing has a story. Sometimes, it’s really about us.


By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026

 

U.S. Marshall Chester Finch – Chapter Eleven: The Next Telegram

By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026

June 19, 2026

The celebration in Dustbucket Junction had finally ended.

The giant chicken statue stood proudly in the town square.

Chesters Next Telegram Requires Backup!

George Jones was asleep beneath it.

And Chester Finch was preparing to leave.

His moped was loaded.

His saddlebags were packed.

Three containers of emergency breath mints had been secured beneath the seat.

“Well, George,” Chester said, adjusting his hat. “Looks like our work here is done.”

George Jones looked up briefly.

His collar speaker suddenly crackled to life.

“Have you seen my chicken…”

The dog sighed.

The townspeople gathered to wave goodbye.

The mayor presented Chester with a ceremonial key to the city.

It did not fit any known lock.

The schoolchildren sang a song they had written entitled The Ballad of the Chicken Marshal.

The lyrics made very little sense.

Just as Chester placed his foot on the moped kick starter, a cloud of dust appeared on the horizon.

A rider approached at full speed.

The horse looked exhausted.

The rider looked terrified.

The telegram looked expensive.

He skidded to a stop.

“Marshal Finch!” he shouted.

“Another emergency!”

The crowd gasped.

The mayor fainted.

George Jones immediately began barking.

The rider handed over the telegram.

Chester unfolded it.

The message was brief.

URGENT.

TOWN OVERRUN BY ANGRY GOATS.

SEND MOPED MARSHAL IMMEDIATELY.

Chester read it twice.

Then a third time.

He looked toward the horizon.

“Goats?”

The messenger nodded.

“Mean ones.”

“How many?”

“We stopped counting at six hundred.”

The mayor recovered consciousness.

“Six hundred?”

“Last report says they’re organized.”

Chester’s face grew serious.

He reached into his pocket.

A breath mint disappeared.

Then another.

George Jones whined.

“Looks like we’re heading to Gotebo.”

The messenger swallowed hard.

“Good.”

“Why?”

“Because the goats have already defeated the sheriff.”

The crowd gasped again.

“What happened?”

“They stole his horse.”

At that moment Chester knew ordinary law enforcement was no longer sufficient.

This would require specialists.

The best.

The elite.

The legendary.

The Gotebo Goat Ropers.

Within the hour telegrams were flying across western Oklahoma.

JD received one while repairing a fence.

Dub received one while winning a horseshoe tournament.

Barney was asleep.

Bud was eating pie.

Marvin was doing both.

The message was the same for each man.

REPORT IMMEDIATELY.

GOAT EMERGENCY.

BRING HORSE.

AND ROPE.

Meanwhile, Chester mounted his assigned horse.

A Shetland pony.

The pony stood approximately the same height as George Jones.

The crowd watched silently.

“Marshal,” the mayor said carefully.

“Is that the horse they sent you?”

Chester climbed aboard.

The pony sighed heavily.

“It’ll do.”

The tiny horse carried him forward at a speed slightly faster than walking.

George Jones trotted beside them.

His collar speaker began playing.

“Have you seen my chicken…”

And with that, Dustbucket Junction watched its hero disappear toward another impossible assignment.

Ahead lay angry goats.

Six hundred of them.

And somewhere beyond the horizon, the Gotebo Goat Ropers were saddling up.

The goats had no idea what was coming.

Unfortunately, neither did Chester.

The Leader of The Goats learned that Chester was in enroute and sent him this message…

Unfortunately…there was not an interpreter available to tell Chester what the Goat was saying. We will learn more about in our next episode!


Out in the Oklahoma Hills, where the oak and blackjack trees kiss the playful prairie breeze, and where the black oil rolls and flows while the snow-white cotton grows, Marshal Chester Finch is beginning to suspect that every town in the state has a livestock problem.

First chickens.

Now goats.

As he rides toward Gotebo atop a Shetland pony, Chester can’t help but wonder:

“Is Oklahoma really where I want to be, or am I just too stubborn to leave?”

U.S. Marshal Chester Finch – Chapter 10: The Celebration Ends & A New Assignment Begins

By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026

June 18, 2026

The celebration in Dustbucket Junction had finally ended.

The giant chicken statue stood proudly in the town square.

Chesters Next Telegram Requires Backup!

George Jones was asleep beneath it.

And Chester Finch was preparing to leave.

His moped was loaded.

His saddlebags were packed.

Three containers of emergency breath mints had been secured beneath the seat.

“Well, George,” Chester said, adjusting his hat. “Looks like our work here is done.”

George Jones looked up briefly.

His collar speaker suddenly crackled to life.

“Have you seen my chicken…”

The dog sighed.

The townspeople gathered to wave goodbye.

The mayor presented Chester with a ceremonial key to the city.

It did not fit any known lock.

The schoolchildren sang a song they had written entitled The Ballad of the Chicken Marshal.

The lyrics made very little sense.

Just as Chester placed his foot on the moped kick starter, a cloud of dust appeared on the horizon.

A rider approached at full speed.

The horse looked exhausted.

The rider looked terrified.

The telegram looked expensive.

He skidded to a stop.

“Marshal Finch!” he shouted.

“Another emergency!”

The crowd gasped.

The mayor fainted.

George Jones immediately began barking.

The rider handed over the telegram.

Chester unfolded it.

The message was brief.

URGENT.

TOWN OVERRUN BY ANGRY GOATS.

SEND MOPED MARSHAL IMMEDIATELY.

 

Chester read it twice.

Then a third time.

He looked toward the horizon.

“Goats?”

The messenger nodded.

“Mean ones.”

“How many?”

“We stopped counting at six hundred.”

The mayor recovered consciousness.

“Six hundred?”

“Last report says they’re organized.”

Chester’s face grew serious.

He reached into his pocket.

A breath mint disappeared.

Then another.

George Jones whined.

“Looks like we’re heading to Gotebo.”

The messenger swallowed hard.

“Good.”

“Why?”

“Because the goats have already defeated the sheriff.”

The crowd gasped again.

“What happened?”

“They stole his horse.”

At that moment Chester knew ordinary law enforcement was no longer sufficient.

This would require specialists.

The best.

The elite.

The legendary.

The Gotebo Goat Ropers.

 

Within the hour telegrams were flying across western Oklahoma.

JD received one while repairing a fence.

Dub received one while winning a horseshoe tournament at his retirement party.

Barney was asleep on his tractor.

Bud was eating pie with his wife Pete.

Marvin was doing both he had fell asleep on his tractor eating pie, that Pete brought him.

The message was the same for each man.

REPORT IMMEDIATELY.

GOAT EMERGENCY.

BRING HORSE.

AND ROPE.

Meanwhile, Chester mounted his assigned horse.

A Shetland pony.

The pony stood approximately the same height as George Jones.

The crowd watched silently.

“Marshal,” the mayor said carefully.

“Is that the horse they sent you?”

Chester climbed aboard.

The pony sighed heavily.

“It’ll do.”

The tiny horse carried him forward at a speed slightly faster than walking.

George Jones trotted beside them.

His collar speaker began playing.

“Have you seen my chicken…”

And with that, Dustbucket Junction watched its hero disappear toward another impossible assignment.

Ahead lay angry goats.

Six hundred of them.

And somewhere beyond the horizon, the Gotebo Goat Ropers were saddling up.

The goats had no idea what was coming.

Unfortunately, neither did Chester.

The Leader of The Goats learned that Chester was in enroute and sent him this message…

Unfortunately…there was not an interpreter available to tell Chester what the Goat was saying. We will learn more about in our next episode!


Out in the Oklahoma Hills, where the oak and blackjack trees kiss the playful prairie breeze, and where the black oil rolls and flows while the snow-white cotton grows, Marshal Chester Finch is beginning to suspect that every town in the state has a livestock problem.

First chickens.

Now goats.

As he rides toward Gotebo atop a Shetland pony, Chester can’t help but wonder:

“Is Oklahoma really where I want to be, or am I just too stubborn to leave?”

The Ragin’ Cajun: Doug Kershaw, Rusty Kershaw, and the Louisiana Sound That Shook America

By Benjamin GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026

May 25, 2026


From Louisiana dance halls to national television, the Kershaw brothers carried Cajun music into the American spotlight with fiddles, fire, heartbreak, and unforgettable Southern spirit.

The canjun era playboys
Rusty and Doug Kershaw

There are entertainers who become famous, and then there are entertainers who become woven into the cultural identity of an entire region. Doug Kershaw belongs in that second category.

For generations of Americans, the sound of Cajun music was introduced not through textbooks or documentaries, but through the fiery fiddle and unforgettable personality of the man known as “The Ragin’ Cajun.”

Born in Louisiana in 1936, Doug Kershaw grew up surrounded by the sounds of French-speaking Cajun culture. In fact, he reportedly did not learn English fluently until around the age of eight. Music came first. By childhood he had already mastered the fiddle and was performing professionally while still young. But Doug’s rise was not a solo journey.

Standing beside him during those early years was his younger brother, Rusty Kershaw.

The Ragin Cajun era
Rusty and Doug Kershaw

Together, the Kershaw brothers became one of the most recognizable Cajun acts in America during the 1950s and early 1960s. Rusty often played guitar while Doug handled the fiddle and vocals. The pairing worked perfectly. Doug brought explosive energy and showmanship, while Rusty added a smoother musical balance that grounded the performances. Their harmonies and stage chemistry helped carry Cajun music far beyond Louisiana dance halls and onto national stages.

The brothers recorded together under names such as “The Continental Playboys” and later found growing popularity with songs that blended traditional Cajun sounds with country and rock influences. Their performances helped open doors for Cajun music at a time when much of America had little exposure to the culture. In many ways, the Kershaw brothers became ambassadors for an entire way of life rooted in the Louisiana bayous.

Doug’s signature song, “Louisiana Man,” eventually became one of the defining Cajun recordings of the modern era. Written while serving in the military alongside Rusty, the song would later be recorded by hundreds of artists and become permanently tied to Louisiana musical history.

But success also brought hardship.

By the 1960s, the brothers’ partnership began to fracture under the pressures of touring, fame, and personal struggles. Rusty Kershaw battled severe substance abuse problems for years, an issue that would haunt much of his life and career. While Doug continued rising as a solo performer known worldwide as “The Ragin’ Cajun,” Rusty drifted through periods of instability despite remaining respected by musicians who recognized his immense talent.

Still, Rusty’s influence on Southern music remained significant. He worked with major artists, performed in recording sessions, and continued contributing to the broader Louisiana music scene even when public attention faded. Musicians who knew him often described him as gifted, deeply authentic, and troubled by demons that shadowed many performers of that era.

Rusty Kershaw in Nashville 1955
Rusty Kershaw,  from recording with brother Doug.

Rusty Kershaw died in 2001 at the age of 63.

Doug, meanwhile, carried on. Like many gifted performers of his generation, he openly battled depression and substance abuse during portions of his own life, yet continued performing with the same fiery spirit audiences had always loved. His story carried the same rough edges and resilience found in the music he played.

As of 2026, Doug Kershaw is still alive at 90 years old, a living reminder of a uniquely American musical tradition that once echoed from dance halls, roadside bars, radio stations, and county fairs across the South.

Over the years many people have also confused Doug Kershaw with another famous Louisiana-born performer, Sammy Kershaw. The similarity in names, combined with their Louisiana roots and unmistakable Southern styles, naturally led audiences to assume the two men were related. Surprisingly, they are not known to be close relatives.

Sammy Kershaw rose to fame during the 1990s country music boom with songs such as “She Don’t Know She’s Beautiful,” “Cadillac Style,” and “Queen of My Double Wide Trailer.” Where Doug Kershaw exploded onto stages with a fiddle and Cajun rhythms, Sammy carried Louisiana into mainstream country radio with honky-tonk storytelling and a voice many compared to George Jones.

What connected all of them was not necessarily blood, but heritage.

They emerged from the rich musical soil of Louisiana, where Cajun traditions, country music, gospel, swamp pop, and Southern storytelling blended into something that could not have come from anywhere else in America. Louisiana did not merely produce singers during that era — it produced personalities. Characters. Performers whose accents, styles, and energy reflected an entire culture.

In many ways, Doug and Rusty Kershaw helped pave the road for later Louisiana performers like Sammy Kershaw to reach national audiences while still sounding unmistakably Southern. One represented the wild spirit of Cajun fiddle music. Another represented its soulful backbone. Together they helped preserve the sound of Louisiana for generations of listeners.

And perhaps that is the real legacy of “The Ragin’ Cajun.” Doug Kershaw did not simply entertain audiences. He carried a culture with him every time he stepped onto a stage — fiddle in hand, sweat pouring under the lights, and enough energy to shake the walls like a Gulf Coast thunderstorm.