This isn’t a He, His/ She,Her/ They, Theirs…It is THEM!
By Benjamin Groff II GroffMedia© | benandsteve.com | ©2026
November 7, 2026
The movie Them! from 1954 has nothing to do with he, she, they, or preferred pronouns. “THEM!” is simply what you scream when an ant arrives large enough to repossess your house.

I remembered the creatures as beings from another planet. Turns out they are homegrown ants enlarged by atomic radiation. Apparently, America was manufacturing its own problems even then.
Naturally, I detected certain similarities to the MAGA movement: traveling in groups, making a tremendous racket, and acting as though the entire country belongs to them. I had suspected another planet was involved, but some of those folks come from Texas, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Having lived in Oklahoma, I can tell you the investigation remains open.
Back to the ants.
One of the delights of this movie is spotting people whose faces would become fixtures in our living rooms. James Whitmore plays Sgt. Ben Peterson, and James Arness plays FBI agent Robert Graham. Arness would soon become Marshal Matt Dillon—the horse-riding one from Dodge City, for those of you thinking of the younger actor.

Fess Parker turns up as Alan Crotty, before most of us knew him as Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone. Leonard Nimoy appears as a uniformed sergeant, before anyone issued him pointed ears. Dub Taylor is a railroad yard watchman, and Dick York appears as a teenager in a police station, years before marriage to Samantha Stephens complicated his life.
And Sheb Wooley contributes an uncredited scream through reused sound effects. Some actors get dialogue. Others get to sound as though something has bitten them.
Now, Matt Dillon has Daniel Boone kept under observation because Daniel Boone claims to have seen something unbelievable. Considering what is running around outside, the man may be in the safest place in the picture.
Cue Porter Wagoner’s “The Rubber Room.”
But I don’t want to spoil the movie.
When it begins, the New Mexico State Police have an airplane and car-to-air radio communications. As a former dispatcher, I appreciated that. Somebody had a budget.
They find a little girl wandering through a desert landscape that looks suspiciously like California has agreed to impersonate New Mexico. There are Joshua trees standing around, apparently instructed not to discuss their whereabouts.
We move along.
Something is terribly wrong in the desert. Buildings are wrecked. People are missing. There are strange noises, mysterious tracks, and enough evidence to make a reasonable person consider vacationing elsewhere.
The audience catches on before the investigators do, of course. That always bothers me. The cameraman was right there. Surely he could have put the equipment down long enough to tell somebody.
At one point, I thought a cross had fallen on a soldier.
Wait. Just a timber.
Carry on.
Eventually, everyone agrees that enormous ants are a problem. The ants intend to establish more colonies, which presents difficulties for those of us already making mortgage payments.
The government’s solution is to kill every last one of them.
The ants, I should clarify. We left the political commentary several paragraphs back.
There are flamethrowers, soldiers, scientists, and people entering places I would have declined to enter even before my leg and ankle gave me a written excuse.
Nobody suggests setting out one of those little plastic ant traps beneath the sink. Apparently, we have moved beyond that stage.
I have watched this movie seven times that I remember. Twice with dogs, three times with people, and twice alone. It is a hoot with a little liquor and someone willing to listen to your observations.
The dogs offered the least criticism.
There may have been an eighth viewing in a motel. I cannot remember who or what was with me. The light outside kept blinking, and the television switched itself to the Weather Channel every fifteen minutes.
I may have watched Them! or simply endured a severe thunderstorm warning. The evening remains under review.
Anyway, the movie ends the same way every time. The people win.
Which is good, I suppose.
But after watching it this many times, you would think the ants would finally catch on.
By now, at least one of them ought to say, “Don’t go down that tunnel. Matt Dillon’s in there with a flamethrower.”













































































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